"Billy where is your homework?"
"im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it”
when the teacher asks you for homework but you forgot it at home
when your crush asks you who you like
when your parents come home and you didn’t do the chores
when youre in a long car ride but have to pee
when the singing stops but the music continues so the camera zooms into your face
More porn should be filmed like perfume ads
"If dinosaurs existed why weren’t they mentioned in the bible?"
bitch was this fucker mentioned in the bible??